Things a husband should never say to his 9-month pregnant wife....

So before I post my list of things a husband shouldn't say to his wife who is delivering a baby in a week (all of which my sweet husband has said to me) let me say that Bryson has done so many fabulous things for me and has done such a great job dealing with me these last 9 months. But...we all know Bryson sometimes isn't very good with his words and I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to document some of his fine comments during the last few days.

• When I asked Bryson if he felt like he would be missing out on stuff at the hospital with Meg because he is going to be dealing with Brody too he said, "I haven't really been listening to what you have been saying about the plan. What is the plan? Am I supposed to do something? No...I don't think I feel like I am going to be missing anything."
• I don't like Meg's room. Nothing goes together and it just doesn't look good. (He has said this 3 times this week).
• I am so tired and stressed out.
• Do you really need your mom at the hospital? This was said in response to me saying that I wanted my mom there when I have the spinal. I feel like this makes perfect sense because Bryson can pass out from having his blood taken and got white in the face during one of my exams at the hospital recently. Is it bad that I want someone who won't pass out in the room with me?
• On the phone with someone from work, "My wife is making me go to some stupid doctor's appointment".
• I didn't hear anything the doctor just said. What did she say?
• I may have to go on a business trip the week after Meg is born.

But, he also has told me a couple of times that I am the luckiest pregnant person because I still look pretty and haven't gotten that big. So....I will let that one comment be the one that I remember!